{"product_id":"knead-or-die-t-shirt","title":"Knead or Die Tee","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePerfect for Father’s Day, pizza night, grilling in the driveway, pretending you’re Italian, or silently judging someone’s undercooked crust.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eKnead or Die Tee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e is a limited Dough Guy shirt featuring a clean front hit and a big, ridiculous, beautiful back graphic of a very classy man absolutely housing a slice. It’s soft, easy to wear, and sends the correct message: you either respect the dough, or you get out of the kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit, Fabric, \u0026amp; Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversized \/ Boxy fit with dropped shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e5.9 oz - \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e100% carded cotton (pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNeck ribbing, tubular construction no side seam, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh Quality Screen Printed Graphics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs well with pizza, diet coke, and unsolicited dough advice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eModel (me) is 6'7\" and is wearing an XL - which might not be helpful\u003cimg style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dough Guy™","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":44821330690183,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":44821330722951,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":44821330755719,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44821330788487,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44821330821255,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44821330854023,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/9486\/1447\/files\/YELLOW_SHIRT_MODEL_F-fb-square-1200-1200.png?v=1780983552","url":"https:\/\/doughguy.co\/products\/knead-or-die-t-shirt","provider":"Dough Guy™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}