Knead or Die Tee

5.0 (2 reviews)

$34.99

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Perfect for Father’s Day, pizza night, grilling in the driveway, pretending you’re Italian, or silently judging someone’s undercooked crust.

The Knead or Die Tee is a limited Dough Guy shirt featuring a clean front hit and a big, ridiculous, beautiful back graphic of a very classy man absolutely housing a slice. It’s soft, easy to wear, and sends the correct message: you either respect the dough, or you get out of the kitchen.

Fit, Fabric, & Details:

Oversized / Boxy fit with dropped shoulders - size down for a true-to-size fit!
5.9 oz - 100% carded cotton (pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage)
Neck ribbing, tubular construction no side seam, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems
High Quality Screen Printed Graphics
Pairs well with pizza, diet coke, and unsolicited dough advice
Model (me) is 6'7" and is wearing an XL - which might not be helpful